So, let’s just start right off with my Mother’s cat hates me. Ohhh I’m not kidding! This cat hisses at me, runs when she see’s me. Yup, it’s safe to say I am this cats worst nightmare. Okay, so I’m the one to clip her nails and do the icky maintenance stuff so that may have something to do with it… maybe. This is Kitties face for everyone and I do mean EVERYONE else!! Five-year-old Alice practically lays on her. I walk in the room and I get the evil eye. Hiss. Run.  So, the idea that my Mom wanted ME to shave the cat was almost ludicrous. I have…