Hello?!
So, how many times do you walk down to the mailbox and back empty handed before you finally admit your house didn’t get any mail?!?! No letters. No bills (Thank you universe!) No junk mail!? Really?!!? How many days does that actually happen?? Never! It’s not a holiday is IT??! Okay I’m going back down to the box … this just can’t be right.
Ohhhh hey!! Trips down to the mailbox counts as exercise too!! (It’s REALLY far!! not really but I like to pretend!)