I’ll take it!

First I’m going to start out with a confession….. as hard as I worked to get 30 pounds off…… I’ve put 20 back on. WHAT THE HELL!??!?!  Do I ever learn?  At least I caught it before it was 30plus pounds gained.  I have been working on getting back down to my goal weight (I mean HELLLLLOO! I have Vegas coming up in October! I will wear my skinny jeans for Vegas!) Annnnyway.  As every woman who has ever had to diet knows, when you’ve gained you don’t feel good about the way you look.  Nothing fits right…. you’re critical about everything you see in the mirror….. blah blah blah.  SO today on my morning walk I passed 2 young men that were on their way to school.  As I passed one said “DAMN, look at that ass. Why would you mess with perfection like that?!”  (I love that kid!!) His buddy answered “Dude, she’s OLD!” (I hate that little bastard!) I don’t care.  MY ASS was complimented on!!  (course I am old enough to be his Grandma… but still….. I’ll take the compliment!!)

Let me add a disclaimer here…. first off…. I in no way shape or form come close to these women! I think 2 of them would fit in one leg of my jeans!! But.. it’s Trace Adkins and I do LOVE Trace! AND it’s a song about BUTTS!!! And I have a ‘perfect butt’ according to a Freshman boy!! So turn it up nice and loud!!