These would sure make you say a few choice words and maybe one really high pitched “OHHHHHHH!” And last but not least…. HOW do you drive into someone’s ATTIC!?!??!!?

Mostly I want to know if someone said “REALLY?? You are going outside in THAT?!?!”

OHHOLYHELL!! What a DAY!!! CRAZY people were abundant today! Okay, yes, I AM one of them (I am their princess even!) but even ‘my’ people went above and beyond today!

Soooooo I started playing with my Blackberry and decided I can make it FASTER! Ummmmm I can NOT make it faster….. what I CAN DO?!?!? Is wipe it CLEAN and start from scratch!!! HEY!! On the up side it is cleaned up and I do have more memory! So technically it IS faster!! But I’m putting it to bed and noooooo touchy again tonight. NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!

I took the next step in weight loss today with the help of my ummmmmm “soooooo happy to help” daughter Selena. We sorted, we steamed, we grouped outfits and my “sooooooo wonderful helpful daughter” Selena took pictures of all of the items (all maybe 200? could be more… maybe) all to be sold on ebay. Selena had no idea just how much HELP she was offering. Did I mention she is SOOOOO sweet?! Sooooo helpful! Cheerful!!  Ohhh and sooooo PRETTY!!!   Thank you Selena!!! I love you!!! (I have to keep kissing up! We still have measuring and posting to do! Wait… Selena I ummmm mean “I” more than “WE” HONEST!!…

You should really THANK ME!! My first idea was to take a picture of the gnarly blister on my heel. A blister I can’t understand where it came from. The shoes aren’t new. The walk hasn’t changed! But MAN OH MAN this blister is big! AND OH SOOOOO PAINFUL!!! (Course on the up side, I get to sleep in tomorrow instead of walking!! Woooo HOOOOO!!!)

Okay sooooooo let’s say you are all relaxed from a full day of pampering………… the dumbest thing you can do is go sit in a warm car for your whole lunch hour …….. dozing on and off….. because IF you do!?!? THE REST of the DAY WILL NEVER END!!! EACH and EVERY hour took 4544 minutes!! I kid you NOT!! I thought this day would NEVER END!! Now that I’m home I’m getting a second wind?!?!? WHAT?!?! If I can’t sleep tonight I am going to be ONE UNHAPPY camper!!

When the oldest of your children turns 33 where is the best place to take her? Glen Ivy Day Spa Ahhhhhhhhhhh Glen Ivy is like a little slice of Heaven on earth!! Give her a massage, pedicure and facial. AND!!! I gave myself a gift too…. I mean I did give birth and all…sooo I got a body scrub and massage. AND, I did live thru the whole “age 13” fiasco….so a pedicure was 100% in order. Of course I sooo do NOT want to look old enough to HAVE said 33 year old child soooo I treated myself to a WONDERFUL brightening facial. WOW!! Amazing day!!! THANK YOU SELENA…