• Going up?!

    Things to do in an elevator:  I think I find this so hysterical because I can actually SEE my children doing THESE!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones. 3. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?” 4. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, “That’s mine!” 5. Bring a camera and…

  • Healthy Level of Insanity!!!

    Just some random idea’s to help maintain a healthy level of insanity!! 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ‘IN.’ 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso. 6. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write ‘For Smuggling Diamonds.’ 7.…