• Michigan

    Michigan shrunk my suitcase!!  I arrived out here with a full backpack……. and I’m not sure how all my stuff is going back into the same bag!!  I blame Michigan’s heat! I’m very sad!  I don’t have enough room in my bag for my grandbabies!!  I hate HATE having them in Michigan and me in California.  (Course not enough to live in Michigan….. it’s DAMN HOT here!! But, a lot none the less) 

  • Oh Alice – a guest post by Selena

    Oh Alice. For the umpteenth time today I sat and stared at Alice, my perfect little bundle of wonder. Then she lifted her leg and farted like a grown man, smirked and promptly fell back to sleep. That’s Daddy’s girl!

  • Pin point acquiracy!! Freakishly FAST!!

    With Eli’s little finger headed toward my eyes I swiftly shut them to avoid the poking…. only to hear “waaassthaaaa?”  Eli had my contact lens ON HIS FINGER!??!?! WHAT THE?!?!?!  SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!? HOW did he DO THAT!??!?!