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Oh Alice – a guest post by Selena
Oh Alice. For the umpteenth time today I sat and stared at Alice, my perfect little bundle of wonder. Then she lifted her leg and farted like a grown man, smirked and promptly fell back to sleep. That’s Daddy’s girl!
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Pin point acquiracy!! Freakishly FAST!!
With Eli’s little finger headed toward my eyes I swiftly shut them to avoid the poking…. only to hear “waaassthaaaa?” Eli had my contact lens ON HIS FINGER!??!?! WHAT THE?!?!?! SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!? HOW did he DO THAT!??!?!
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Not Moving
I better start thinking of getting home soon! DH is sending pictures of real estate! NOT CALIFORNIA real estate mind you.. today it’s INDIANA!!!!!! I’ve got to find a map….. I don’t think I know quite where IN is…….. but I’m pretty sure it snows there…. I DO NOT DO SNOW!!! Ohhhh wait…… didn’t you say you were looking for a home in Indiana?!?! This one is 5 bedrooms!!! AND it’s only $155,000 YOU should go buy it … QUICK …. fast fast!! PLEASE!??! Idaho Falls in Indiana Now off to tell DH … sorry… but I think it sold last night. (btw THANK YOU so MUCH!!)
