Walter’s Puppy Survival Guide: GleamGlee Museum Paste

Now, I know what you are thinking, what could I, Walter, a 4 month old Great Bernese (that’s a Great Pyrenees/Bernese Mountain Dog) know about GleamGlee Museum Paste?? A LOT actually! Hear me out.

Zoomies

I gotta tell ya, when I am tired I don’t collapse on the floor. Nope, not me. I zoom like that fastest dog in the world. I love to run like the devil is chasing me (or Mom, when she says “what is in your mouth??”). I like to side swipe all cabinets, occasionally, yes, I do lose my footing and I do make contact. Things do topple. Things do wobble. Things do fall to the floor. (Yes, Mom is yelling. Yes, it does make me run faster!)

GleamGlee Museum Paste

So, how does a big pup like me keep Mom from losing her marbles during my daily living room sprints? Enter GleamGlee Museum Paste.

Mom finally got smart. Instead of banning me from the living room (which would never work because my fluffy butt is irresistible), she took this magical stuff and stuck it under all her favorite breakable things. Fragile vases? Secured. Picture frames on the side tables? Locked down. Even that weird ceramic gnome statue I like to boop with my nose doesn’t budge anymore.

Here is the breakdown on why this stuff gets my official puppy stamp of approval:

• Puppy-Proof Hold: I can slam right into the cabinet, and nothing rattles, shakes, or dives off the edge. It’s like gravity plus.
• No Mess for Mom: It is crystal clear, it doesn’t ruin the furniture or the bottom of her knick-knacks. It just peels off cleanly when she wants to move stuff, so she isn’t yelling at me or crying about ruined wood.
• More Zoomie Freedom: Because the house is secure, Mom spends less time saying “Walter, NO!” and more time laughing at my sideways running style. (WHO are we kidding, she still YELLS, and she is still NOT amused, I do get put in my kennel for a nap)

More GleamGlee Museum Paste Perks

Furry followers, I have to say, My Mom is a nut about art, pictures, and knick knacks. Mom decided I needed my portrait put to canvas and added to the gallery wall. The woman could have very easily just moved the cabinet from the wall and hung the picture. BUT, NOooooooo not the Head Peanut! Nope. She wanted to LEAN over the cabinet with all the pictures, trinkets and candles still in place. It would have been a disaster had it not been for GleamGlee Museum Paste.

Now, did she have to get off the ladder and actually MOVE the trinkets, frames and candles? Yes, yes she did. Was she happy? No. However a quick twist and up the items came, there was absolutely no residue left behind on the table. So, she was happy again. Did she need to apply more museum paste when she put things back? No, she did not. Now, she is so happy again.

THEN she sat down across the room and noticed that my portrait was crooked. Back to the garage to retrieve the ladder, climb up the ladder once again and put GleamGlee Museum Paste on the bottom corners AND THAT took care of the crooked picture. THEN, she eyed a few more crooked pictures and BAMB fixed.

BTW Aren’t I handsome?

In Conclusion

So, my dearest furry friends, if you are high-energy pup, or a acrobatic cat—or even if you have a clumsy human like my MOM—you absolutely need this in your survival kit. It turns your house into a fortress of safety, even against a 4-month-old fluffy wrecking ball like me! Or kids, or husbands!

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