• A to Z April Challenge Letter P

    Pants. My daughter Selena is an officer of the law. Police officers always have the funniest stories!!  My favorite has to be “These aren’t my PANTS” Selena says that more times than you could ever imagine possible when a suspect is being frisked, the suspects will say “These aren’t my pants.” Really??  Where is this magic pile of pants that suspects can find?  Is there a pile of missing socks too? Where can I find this mystical pile of pants?  Do they come in my size? Is there drugs and money in each pair? Do you have to leave a pair to pick a pair? Does it take money to…