The critics gave “Rum Diary” 4.5 out of 5 stars. What I need to know is DID THEY see the same movie I just  watched??!?!?!?!  4.5 stars?!?!?!? WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!??!?!   I can give 5 stars to Johnny Depp well, cause he’s Johnny Depp!!!  But the movie?!?!?  Well, it’s a 120 minutes I’ll never get back….. 4.5 stars my a#@ never mind.  All I know is my sister Lea is never allowed to pick the movie again!! Next time I PICK the movie! AND it’s gonna be a CHRISTMAS MOVIE!