My daughter Selena showed me this site.  OHMYGOD!  I laughed so hard I woke up the dog and she moved to the next room!!!  I’m laughing so hard I have tears!! Lots of dirty words so if you are easily offended don’t click the link or scroll through some of my favorites.  I was laughing so hard for fly shits I couldn’t read it out loud to DH!! (Even typing that little bit has sent me into hysterical laughing again) Here are some of my favorites.