That’s how I feel right now!!

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much

worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor,

take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked

at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and

frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes

were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this

corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes,

then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there

ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight….”