That’s how I feel right now!!

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much
worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor,
take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked
at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and
frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes
were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this
corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes,
then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there
ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight….”
 
 
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