If it weren’t for the last minute, I wouldn’t get anything done!! I have sooooo much to do…. a suitcase to pack and yet…. here I sit loading my ipod and watching Glee. Okay the procrastination ends now… I’m off to… wait… Glee isn’t over…… soon.  I mean really the plane doesn’t leave till 6:30 in the morning and I can sleep on the plane right??  Soooo.. what else is on the DVR??

So I was trying to find a cute picture of a ‘Grandma’ to post so I could tell you that I am flying to Michigan to spend time with my adorable Grandchildren.  Why are all Grandma pictures little old ladies?? I was going to argue that Grandma’s aren’t all gray haired, shawl wearing knitters!!  Now Grandma’s drive sports cars…… wear short skirts…. have spiked hair!!  But I need to remember where I put my pretty pink shawl is for the plane ride… and I sure wish I had enough time to color my hair… I’ve got a LOT of gray in it.  DAMN IT!!!  BTW… Can I take knitting needles on the plane…

I’ve seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . . .. Puhleeeeeeeze! I’ve had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you’ll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired moustaches. In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no…

Posting from a cell phone sooooo not as easy as it sounds! I’m use 2 fast! This typing with my thumbs and sorta distracted is not FUN! Next thing ya know someone will want me to walk AND chew gum?!?!

Well, can’t use my laptop in the hotel. Sooo good news bad news. Bad news no post. Good news I can use my phone and not even leave the slot machine!

Motivation did not arrive… so I’m heading back to bed!

5:00 news came on with a story about bed bugs and now I can’t stop itching and scratching!!!!!  Stupid power of suggestion!!  So consider this my Public Service Announcement for the week.  (Truthfully? I hate to itch alone! But the PSA makes me sound so much nicer!!)  It also doesn’t help that hotel/motels are the prime place to pick up bed bugs and I leave for Vegas tomorrow.  UGHHHHH!!! Anyone have some anti-itch cream they want to share? Proper Prevention Techniques And Descriptions Bedbug FactsBedbugs are small, brownish flat bugs that feed only on the blood of humans and animals.  They are roughly the size of a ladybug, with small eyes…