I’ve seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . . .. Puhleeeeeeeze! I’ve had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you’ll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired moustaches. In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no…

Posting from a cell phone sooooo not as easy as it sounds! I’m use 2 fast! This typing with my thumbs and sorta distracted is not FUN! Next thing ya know someone will want me to walk AND chew gum?!?!

Well, can’t use my laptop in the hotel. Sooo good news bad news. Bad news no post. Good news I can use my phone and not even leave the slot machine!

Motivation did not arrive… so I’m heading back to bed!

5:00 news came on with a story about bed bugs and now I can’t stop itching and scratching!!!!!  Stupid power of suggestion!!  So consider this my Public Service Announcement for the week.  (Truthfully? I hate to itch alone! But the PSA makes me sound so much nicer!!)  It also doesn’t help that hotel/motels are the prime place to pick up bed bugs and I leave for Vegas tomorrow.  UGHHHHH!!! Anyone have some anti-itch cream they want to share? Proper Prevention Techniques And Descriptions Bedbug FactsBedbugs are small, brownish flat bugs that feed only on the blood of humans and animals.  They are roughly the size of a ladybug, with small eyes…