All about Mority….

It’s been established that I have a few screws loose.  I, at times, may have a slightly odd sense of humor…. so with that in mind I guess it’s time for me to introduce you to Mority.  (The reason I’m coming clean about Mority is ONLY because the events that have taken place since Christmas are even funnier…. otherwise I would never introduce you to Mority.. I don’t need anyone else knowing I’m insane!!)

 
Halloween is my favorite holiday!  I love decorating, I love the dressing up, I love the trick or treaters, I love it ALL!!!  5 years ago last October DH bought me a surprise while I was at work.  I came home to a “Candy Butler”  He stands 3 and half feet tall.  He can be set to motion activated so his eyes light up and  he talks. HE IS AWESOME!!!  I named him Mority.  I had so much fun with Mority that after Halloween I told DH I didn’t want to put him away to which DH responded “Well, what are you going to do? Stick a turkey on his head and call him a turkey butler?”
That was the start of …… well…. everything Mority!  Lets start with Mority can wear a size 2T to a size 4T in toddler clothing.  (DO NOT ROLL YOUR eyes at ME!!)
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(Mority even has his own Facebook page.  Mority Nuyar if you’d like to be his friend.)
Mority

That is …… if he is rescued in time!!

See on Christmas Day Mority disappeared.  When Mority wasn’t standing guard in the diningroom as usual I sent text messages to my children who immediately sent back they didn’t know what I was talking about…..
HOWEVER!!!!!!!!!!  I did receive an email today……….

Mority was kidnapped

 
We got your Morty and if you ever want to see him again you will pay us $2.35 or he gets it!
 
Don’t bother going to the police, he is a doll and they will laugh at you
 
Here is a pic so you know we mean business
 
 

Yup yup….. nuts do not fall far from the tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updating My SEO Because Even the Internet Needs a Good Declutter

If you’ve been poking around peanutbutterandwhine.com lately and thought, “Huh, something feels different,” congratulations. Your instincts are sharp and possibly paranormal.

I’m deep in the process of updating my SEO. Not the glamorous kind of update where confetti falls and Google personally thanks me, but the gritty, behind-the-scenes kind where old posts get dusted off, links get refreshed, and keywords are gently coaxed into behaving better. Think less makeover montage, more haunted house cleanup.

While revisiting early posts, I discovered something unsettling. Many of the original photos and videos have completely vanished. Not broken links. Not corrupted files. Gone. Poof. Into the digital ether. This can only confirm one thing: peanutbutterandwhine.com is haunted.

There is no other explanation. Sure, it could be old hosting changes, platform migrations, or me being wildly optimistic about my organizational skills a decade ago. But let’s be honest. It’s ghosts. Internet ghosts. Possibly annoyed by my early font choices.

So here I am, updating old posts with new images, clearer formatting, better internal linking, and SEO-friendly structure so Google can finally understand what I’ve been yelling into the void all these years. I’m also making sure posts connect to each other logically, like linking back to my ongoing fun stuff such as the Monthly $50 Your Way Giveaway right here:
👉 https://peanutbutterandwhine.com

Internal links help readers stick around, help search engines crawl the site, and possibly appease the spirits living in my archives.

I’m also adding relevant external links to trustworthy sources, because Google appreciates good neighbors. For example, SEO best practices straight from the pros over at Moz:
👉 https://moz.com/learn/seo

The goal isn’t to rewrite history. It’s to make sure my content is still useful, readable, and visible in a world where the internet changes faster than my craft room fills up.

If you stumble across a refreshed post, missing photos, or suspiciously improved clarity, just know it’s intentional. And if something disappears again overnight… I’ll be lighting a sage bundle and updating my alt text.

Stay tuned. The ghosts are watching. 👻

One Comment

  • Lael

    ROFLMAO!!! I was up all night last night with sick kids…I wouldn’t expect many things to seem funny to me this morning! But this is hilarious! I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying! 🙂

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