Happy 2011!!!

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, optometrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.

May your hair, your teeth, your face lift, your abs and your socks not fall; may your blood pressure, triglycerides, cholesterol, your white blood cell count and your mortgage interest not rise.

May New Year’s Eve find you seated around the table together with your beloved family and cherished friends.

May you find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost of food much cheaper and the pleasure more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do this year.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, what others see you in you delight them.  May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes and tell the world about your virtues.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may the commercials on TV not be louder than the program you’ve been watching, may your checkbook and budget balance and include amounts for charity for those that protect our country.

May you remember to say “I love you” at least once a day to your spouse, your children, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.