This is so funny!! I took it from Facebook…. But it has really hit my funny bone!!
Go to urbandictionary.com and look up your first name. Here is mine:
Connie is short for Constance. You will most likely find a Connie meditating in the middle of the street, running around with a tutu screaming “OYSTER SAUCE”, or playing dead in the middle of an elevator. Just because she doesn’t give a &*^%. Connie’s are fun, pretty, weird, and stylish. If you have a Connie, hold on to her, because she is special. DUDE WTF IS THAT. Thats Connie.
Now!! Who wants to go find an elevator?!?!? PLEASE!?!??! I’ll drive…