I recently saw a funny saying on Instagram that said something to the effect of “Buy the stuff that makes YOUR estate sale INTERESTING!” Well, MY estate sale will have people going WTH!??! (I want you to take notice that I cleaned up my WT!!) I want people to point and shake their heads speechless. I ALSO want to be a ghost standing next to them just laughing my a*@ off.
So, some of you may know about Mority.
It’s been established that I have a few screws loose. I, at times, may have a slightly odd sense of humor…. so with that in mind back in 2005 Mority entered my life. While I was at work The Husband bought me a surprise because Halloween is my favorite holiday! I love decorating, I love dressing up, I love the trick or treaters, I love it ALL!!! I came home to a “Candy Butler” He stands 3 and a half feet tall. He can be set to motion activated so his eyes light up and he talks. HE IS AWESOME!!! I named him Mority. I had so much fun with Mority that after Halloween I told DH I didn’t want to put him away to which DH responded “Well, what are you going to do? Stick a turkey on his head and call him a turkey butler?” WHY DO PEOPLE PUT THESE IDEAS IN MY HEAD?!?!?!
HELP ME NAME HIM!!!!!!!!! I’m leaning towards Henry? Franklin? Abner? Should I leave it as John Doe?
John Doe is 5’3″ and now I HAVE A FAMILY!!!! Of Dummies. I still need a wig and a mustache. I found the Prince Purple Rain outfit on TV Store On Line. (check the side bar for the store link, it has top gun on the picture) Search for “Music Singer Purple Cosplay. It’s listed for $0 just pay shipping. It’s amazing quality. John Doe is wearing a size small. Once he get’s a wig he will start popping up through out the house. I’m thinking under the covers in the guest room. Wanna come visit??
What Halloween costume should John Doe sport??
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!! I get that look from my children.
Seriously, how amazing will my estate sale be in another 30 or 40 years!?!?