Those aren’t mine?!?! Are they?!?!

HOLY MOLY!!  I was holding Alice today and decided to cross my legs and put her in the crook of my legs (kinda the way men cross there legs) that’s when I got a good look at the bottom of my foot. OHMYGOD!!!! Are those MY FEET!?!  Me the pedicure queen! If there was an ER for feet I’d be there!!  Cause I’m calling code BLUE!!!!

NO I’m not posting a picture….. no pictures!! WAIT!! Yes, there is! Ped Egg GREATEST invention ever!! I may go through 2 blades tonight!! YES, that’s how bad they are!! I’m embarrassed and I’m sitting in my livingroom alone!!