William & Kate’s Wedding

People are so obsessed with Kate and William’s wedding that Apple has an APP!!?! REALLY!??! I think I can understand this if I lived in England. But REALLY!? In the US?!?!

There is a TV commercial every 5 minutes!! Live coverage starting at 4a.m!?! on April 29th. I don’t understand WHY? I mean really people it’s not like it’s ELVIS!!

Cause if that was the case I could understand a 24 hour Elvis channel and Apple Apps and Android Apps… and well, you get the idea.

Note to my family and Barbara…. stop rolling your EYES AT ME!! YOU know my ELVIS rule!!! NOT dead!! He’s just in hiding!!!

I should be excited about Kate; after all, I’m pretty sure we’re related, and my invitation was lost in the mail. Middleton was my Grandma Jones’ last name. Soooooo prettttttty sure…. yup yup…. still not watching or sending a gift either ….. no fancy invite… no gift!!

I’m Refreshing My Blog (and Exorcising Some Digital Ghosts)

Updating old blog content is like digital archaeology—except I’ve unearthed a full-on resident spirit: The Ghost of Peanut Butter and Whine.

This digital poltergeist has been causing absolute chaos behind the scenes. If things look a little haunted around here, here is the proof:

The Vanishing Act: The ghost keeps deleting my best images and video tutorials, leaving behind sad, empty boxes.
The Link Graveyard: It’s been sneakily stripping away my trusted brand partners and replacing them with sketchy “AI Crypto” links.
Font Sabotage: Apparently trapped in 2001, it keeps reverting my clean layout back to “Geocities-era” antique fonts.

My 2026 Blog Refresh Plan

To banish these spirits and keep my traffic climbing, I’m launching a step-by-step exorcism plan:

Exorcise the 404s: Running a broken link checker to track down every dead end and missing image.
Modernize Recommendations: Swapping out outdated products for my absolute 2026 essentials.
SEO Deep Clean: Refreshing metadata and strategically placing focus keywords.