You’ll never see these ads again

Funny ad If the wording was different I’d blame Zachary for that one!!
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Yea…. I’ll follow you anywhere…… till I’m sure there are no possible witnesses!!
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Unfortunately, they are all dead now.
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Who you callin’ CHUBBY!?!?
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After I take care of my toothache you can call me chubby and buy me a HOOVER… but not until. Come to think of it… you call me CHUBBY buy me a HOOVER and blow smoke in my face YOU will need the Cocaine TOOTHACHE drops NEXT!!
I’m just NOT sure what to say…..

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The ONLY reason I’ll be fondling the vacuum is to check if it sucked up the HONKIN’ big DIAMOND ring that BETTER be in there!!!!

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Good to know!!!!  Hi Dan!! Funny magazine ad
I’m not totally against this one.  I think….

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Again…. good to know.  I’m a GREAT babysitter!!! Huh Alice??

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Ummm hummmm ohhhhhhh there WILL be crying alright!!

If walls could talk, my blog would whisper, “It wasn’t me.”
Because somehow, somewhere between coffee refills and letting the dog out, the Ghost of Peanut Butter and Whine keeps sneaking in and removing pictures and videos.

I don’t delete them. I would remember that. I am a responsible adult who double-checks things. And yet… photos vanish. Videos evaporate. Blog posts wake up looking underdressed, like they forgot their pants.

Cue dramatic music.

After the fifth “Where did that image go?” moment, I decided to stop fighting the paranormal and use it as an opportunity. If the ghost insists on rearranging my content, then I’m going to roll up my sleeves and improve my SEO score while I’m at it.

Because if I’m re-uploading images anyway, they might as well have proper file names, alt text, and sizes that don’t make Google sigh heavily. Videos? Optimized. Old posts? Updated. Keywords? Polished like they’re heading to prom.

SEO updates aren’t glamorous. No one brings a casserole when you rename image files from IMG_8472.jpg to ghost-proof-blog-photo.jpg. But they matter. Search engines like clarity. Readers like faster loading pages. And apparently, ghosts like chaos.

While I’m updating, it’s also a great time to remind you about my monthly $50 Your Way Giveaway, where one lucky winner gets PayPal, Venmo, or a gift card of their choice. You can find all the details right here:
👉 https://peanutbutterandwhine.com (check the giveaway section)

And because Google loves good neighbors, here’s an external resource I actually use when brushing up on SEO basics:
👉 https://moz.com/beginners-guide-to-seo

So if you notice posts looking sharper and loading faster, don’t worry. It’s not a haunting.
It’s just me, outsmarting the ghost… one optimized image at a time.

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