You’re wearing THAT again!?!?

This post is for wives, mom’s and significant others. Men, this is not a post for you, I promise there is nothing here for you. Look away!! Look away!! DH especially should look away. I think there is a football game on!! GO check!!

I’ve decided it is way past time to clean out the closet. Oh, not MY SIDE of the closet mind you. I have nothing but wonderful, albeit too small, but wonderful none the less items. My closet doesn’t need any thinning or cleaning out. HOWEVER!! DH has some highly inappropriate t-shirts.  Not just inappropriate but stained, torn and disgusting!! They MUST GO!!

Please! Tell me the man in your life has an abnormal attachment to old t-shirts too!????  T-shirts that they can NOT get rid of?  Ones that are so disgusting, so stained and riddled with holes in??  OH MY LORD!!! I think that DH digs in the trash if I throw any of his shirts in the trash. I KNOW I’ve thrown several of these away already!! HOW do the KEEP SHOWING UP on his BODY!??!!?  There is one in particular that makes me NUTS!!! Okay, that’s a lie, there are several, there are dozens!! I have to wonder if it physically hurts him to throw them away?! Oh, maybe like how I feel parting with a pair of shoes?? Hummm, that’s something to think about. BUT! For now? I’m not going out in public with him in these old t-shirts!! I’m getting him this S!R long sleeve dress shirt so he doesn’t just go out in his Hard Rock Café t-shirt again.

I can’t even imagine how old this Hard Rock Café t-shirt is!! I do know it’s going in a bag, tying the bag in a knot, and dumped into the neighbors trash can tomorrow!! HA!!! Let’s see that puppy appear in the closet again!! I don’t THINK SO!! HA!!!  I win!! Unless DH does read this, then…. ummmm honey??  The Hard Rock Café t-shirt is in the wash. Honest!!

What about you? Is there an item you want me to hide in the neighbors trash can for you??