This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”   The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight….”

DH went to bed early tonight …… but someone (Let’s not nitpick who right now) left her cell phone on the night stand on LOUD.  (Well, the battery was almost dead and I didn’t want to miss any calls!!) Sooooooo after DH nodded off I got a text.  Soooonow…… he’s a little bit wide awake.  But, good news! I’m still sleepy!! So night night!!