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I know how much y’all loveeeee it when I bring up a tune that sticks in your head all day……….. well, today is another onethemposts!! Come ‘on ladies sing with me!!!

Do your Boobs hang low? Can you swing ’em to and fro? Can you tie ’em in a knot? Can you tie ’em in a bow? Do your Boobs hang low? Can you swing ’em to and fro? Can you tie ’em in a knot? Can you tie ’em in a bow? Can you swing ’em over your shoulder like a regimental soldier? Do your Boobs hang low??

I’m really very excited about today’s review. As someone who is not well endowed I truly figured that the only way this girl would have cleavage would be surgery. I am almost 60 years old, these girls are just fine as is. ORRRR are they?!?!

Like I said, I’m not well endowed in the slightest. I like to say I’m a B-cup but seriously? It’s an A and maybe not even a capital A either! So, trust me when Upbra reached out to ask if I would like to review their bras I jumped. REALLY HIGH! Of course, in my head I was thinking HA! Ain’t no way, NO WAY this bra is gonna give ME cleavage! Nope!

Let’s start with what IS Upbra? A miracle bra that YOU control the amount of cleavage YOU want. Say whaaaa?? Instantly control your lift & cleavage with just a pull!

Upbra® and swim tops have ActiveLift® technology within the cups to take your girls and lifts them together and up!

This is the inside of the Upbra. Notice all the different loops?? This is the locking system that allows you to get the cleavage look you desire.

Special inside of the Upbra for maximum cleavage

Moving the hook gives the girls a LOT of perk!! Want LOTS of cleavage?? Simply move the Cleavage Control Strap hooks into a locking slot farther from the center. The farther away the loops are from the center, the greater your cleavage.

Now, let me say right here and now, Upbra I am so sorry I doubted you!! I have cleavage. The girls are perky! The girls are LIFTED so much so that I am constantly looking down and saying (yes, sometimes out loud!) HOLY GUACAMOLE Batman! So THIS is what it’s like for you well endowed ladies!? WOW!!! Except, of course having waited 59 years they are the ONLY thing I see anymore.

Upbra you can have cleavage even if you are an A cup

I had a friend ask if I had a boob job!!! BETTER!! I have the Upbra!

Sorry, I just couldn’t stand it anymore I had to share. More about the bra, there are grippy hearts inside the cups which I promise you keeps this bra IN place!! My cleavage never dwindles. I have perky girls until bedtime. (wow is that a let down! Why, yes, I DO think I am a funny girl!!)

Inside the Upbra. Cleavage that YOU control

Yes, EVEN STRAPLESS!! The Upbra® Miraculous Stay-Up Strapless Bras have a specialty formulated grip around the band of the bra that will keep you up, even when going strapless! This strapless lift up bra also comes with bra straps for when you it’s not a strapless kind of day. Find out more about this Miraculous Stay-Up Strapless Upbra® Bra.

Upbra^® – It’s up to you how far you take it… or it takes you!

Not your ordinary bra. You control your cleavage; lift a little or a lot. Just pull the magic cleavage control straps and the Upbra bra lifts you up from UNDERNEATH and AROUND the sides of your breasts. Only the Upbra bra has this unique ActiveLift® technology. The Upbra bra is not like an ordinary bra or push up bra that squeezes you in or push you up over the cups creating ugly bulges. It lifts so well it doesn’t need pads. It’s 100% you. For rounder, fuller, higher, everyday wear… new Upbra bra. Now available in the classic t-shirt bra, strapless bra, convertible bra, and even swim top!

We’re Always Here For You ♥

The Upbra team focuses on creating high-quality performance luxury bras that make you look and feel special. We make everything in our own factory in California. We design everything we make and we continuously work on new designs and improvements every day. And we are committed to giving our customers the most helpful and informative services to assist them with their buying experience, so don’t hesitate to contact us- the Upbra team is here for you!

Now, Upbra what can you do with this double chin thing I have going here? Could we move that up to fill in wrinkles? Yeah, get to work on that please. I never said I wasn’t a greedy girl!!

Be sure to check the Upbra site for a video on how this bra works. It’s QUICK. It’s EASY!! See How It Works!

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WHINES

NO whines! HELLO!!! A cup here has CLEAVAGE!! WHO’s gonna whine about that?!?!!? All DAY COMFORT!! This is not one of those bras that the second you walk in the door at home the shoes then the bra’s gotta go! This bra is comfortable! This bra gives me CLEAVAGE!!! It really takes a gal with no boobs to understand why I am so giddy! Seriously!! I got bazonkers!! (Great NOW I am channeling Transylvania 6-5000!)