Okay I know that every single day I find something on the internet that I didn’t know existed, but did you know you can TWITTER for jobs?!?! I had no idea!!  twitter for work Sooooo who will hire me… please? I would like to Tweet-n-blog. I promise not to sit at the Indian Casinos all day. I promise to travel around for ideas… not just casino to casino… unless of course you want to pay me to do just that!?!? Ohhhh WAIT!!! NOW we’re talking!! Casino blogger? Do you think there is such a job? Although I would have to play everyday just to see if the machines are paying……

This is so funny!! I took it from Facebook…. But it has really hit my funny bone!! Go to urbandictionary.com and look up your first name. Here is mine: Connie is short for Constance. You will most likely find a Connie meditating in the middle of the street, running around with a tutu screaming “OYSTER SAUCE”, or playing dead in the middle of an elevator. Just because she doesn’t give a &*^%. Connie’s are fun, pretty, weird, and stylish. If you have a Connie, hold on to her, because she is special. DUDE WTF IS THAT. Thats Connie. Now!! Who wants to go find an elevator?!?!? PLEASE!?!??! I’ll drive…

I don’t know if you are familiar with the book that Stephen King wrote “Christine” But Christine the 2nd LIVES!! As in reincarnated into my cute little Audi TT. As you know yesterday the car wouldn’t start…. today at the dealership Christine the 2nd wouldn’t start for our Audi Rep, but when the mechanic tried it she started right up. So an hour later the tech tried again… no go… the mechanic .. no problem zoom zoom varoom varoom. So Christine II is still at the dealership. Evil CAR!! EVIL out of warranty car!!