• That’s how I feel right now!!

    This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”   The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight….”

  • Did I do that??!

    DH went to bed early tonight …… but someone (Let’s not nitpick who right now) left her cell phone on the night stand on LOUD.  (Well, the battery was almost dead and I didn’t want to miss any calls!!) Sooooooo after DH nodded off I got a text.  Soooonow…… he’s a little bit wide awake.  But, good news! I’m still sleepy!! So night night!!

  • I hate YARD WORK!!!

    With the babyshower for BabyT coming next Saturday I’ve been crankin’ up the yard work getting ready…….. right now the only way to describe how I feel is Toby Keith’s song “I ain’t as Good as I once was!” Cause even my eyelashes hurt!! Enjoy the song and video….. while I enjoy a soak in the tub!

  • Baby Blocks

      My new project for the baby shower decorations is Baby Blocks.  DH cut blocks for me after which I spray painted them a pretty soft green….. you know…. the colors of the baby’s room… UMMMM HUMMMM Until the colors were changed last week to Brown and Pink. I’m thinking I will lightly stain the corners of the blocks in pinks and browns (we’ll see what kind of a mess I can make with those!!) So these aren’t done…. just in progress. I saw the cutest idea with paper dolls and blocks so the blocks have letters, dogs, paw prints, hearts and paperdolls! So here is what I have finished so far. …

  • Want a cookie???

    I have such a funny story from my son Zachary it’s still crackin’ me up. I laughed till I was crying I only hope I can write it as funny as Zac was telling it. Zac’s neighbor Keith is 100% a crack up.  Zac and Keith have been friends since Zac moved to this house last year.  I don’t think Keith owns a clock or a watch though. Zac gets off work, settles in on the couch and starts watching TV,  falls asleep.  His phone wakes him up…. Zac figures he’s only been asleep a few minutes, he answers the phone, it’s Keith K “Hey, you got a half a cup of flour I can…