Want a cookie???

I have such a funny story from my son Zachary it’s still crackin’ me up. I laughed till I was crying I only hope I can write it as funny as Zac was telling it.

Zac’s neighbor Keith is 100% a crack up.  Zac and Keith have been friends since Zac moved to this house last year.  I don’t think Keith owns a clock or a watch though.
Zac gets off work, settles in on the couch and starts watching TV,  falls asleep.  His phone wakes him up…. Zac figures he’s only been asleep a few minutes, he answers the phone, it’s Keith
K “Hey, you got a half a cup of flour I can have? I’m making cookies”
Z “No, I don’t have any flour”
K “Just a half a cup”
Z “Keith I don’t have ANY flour”
K “Okay I’ll be right over”
Z looks at his phone and ‘wtf?’ So Zac goes out side to have a cigarette, looks at his phone and realizes it’s 12:30 at night!! Here comes Keith marching like he is leading a marching band down the street with a bright red half cup measuring cup (Keith lives RIGHT DIRECTLY across the street…. yet he is coming from the top of the hill with his cup in hand)
K “thanks man”
Z “KEITH I DO NOT have any f&^%’n flour!!”
K slides the measuring cup over the porch banister with the back of his hand like he is a spy in a movie and whispers “just a half a cup!  What do you like in your oatmeal cookies?”
Z “I don’t like oatmeal cookies”
K “raisins?”
Z “No I don’t like raisins and I don’t like oatmeal cookies”
K “Chocolate chips?”
Z “I like chocolate chips”
K “Okay can I get a half a cup of chocolate chips?”
Zachary turned around and went in the  house “Keith go home. Go to bed”
Keith turns around heads home leaving the measuring cup on the porch.
Next morning Zac leaves to go to work and this package is on the porch…………. the picture doesn’t do it justice Zac said it’s the consistency of runny eggs after it sat on his porch ALL day!!  Zac said it looked soooo bad at 7am he couldn’t stomach picking up the foil and throwing it out.
Cookie
In case you can’t read the note it says “it has pez candy, gum and dry chips in it”
I had to ask Dry Chips??  What are dry chips??  Dry chips are tortilla chips.
Anyway… want a cookie???

Updating My SEO Because Even the Internet Needs a Good Declutter

If you’ve been poking around peanutbutterandwhine.com lately and thought, “Huh, something feels different,” congratulations. Your instincts are sharp and possibly paranormal.

I’m deep in the process of updating my SEO. Not the glamorous kind of update where confetti falls and Google personally thanks me, but the gritty, behind-the-scenes kind where old posts get dusted off, links get refreshed, and keywords are gently coaxed into behaving better. Think less makeover montage, more haunted house cleanup.

While revisiting early posts, I discovered something unsettling. Many of the original photos and videos have completely vanished. Not broken links. Not corrupted files. Gone. Poof. Into the digital ether. This can only confirm one thing: peanutbutterandwhine.com is haunted.

There is no other explanation. Sure, it could be old hosting changes, platform migrations, or me being wildly optimistic about my organizational skills a decade ago. But let’s be honest. It’s ghosts. Internet ghosts. Possibly annoyed by my early font choices.

So here I am, updating old posts with new images, clearer formatting, better internal linking, and SEO-friendly structure so Google can finally understand what I’ve been yelling into the void all these years. I’m also making sure posts connect to each other logically, like linking back to my ongoing fun stuff such as the Monthly $50 Your Way Giveaway right here:
👉 https://peanutbutterandwhine.com

Internal links help readers stick around, help search engines crawl the site, and possibly appease the spirits living in my archives.

I’m also adding relevant external links to trustworthy sources, because Google appreciates good neighbors. For example, SEO best practices straight from the pros over at Moz:
👉 https://moz.com/learn/seo

The goal isn’t to rewrite history. It’s to make sure my content is still useful, readable, and visible in a world where the internet changes faster than my craft room fills up.

If you stumble across a refreshed post, missing photos, or suspiciously improved clarity, just know it’s intentional. And if something disappears again overnight… I’ll be lighting a sage bundle and updating my alt text.

Stay tuned. The ghosts are watching. 👻

One Comment

  • Rosie

    This is hysterical and gross!!! I wonder if Keith was high on something. These cookies sound like something a kindergartner might like to use for add-ins!!!

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