• If I Didn’t Have a Dog…… or a Cat

    If I Didn't Have A Dog...Or Cat...... I could walk barefoot around the yard in safety. My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated. All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be hair-free. When the doorbell rings, my home wouldn't sound like a kennel. When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through allthe fuzzy bodies who beat me there. I could sit on the couch and my bed any way I wanted, without having to takeinto consideration how much space several fur bodies need to get comfortable. I would have enough money, and no guilt, to go on a real vacation.I would…