Betcha…..

Betcha my evening has been wayyyyyy more fun than yours!!  These are our Oscar’s “Salt & Pepper”. They are BIG fish.  Almost 12″ long.  BIG fish!!   Salt was bored and wanted to go on a flop about.  YUP YUP… Salt jumped out of the tank and flopped on the floor.  First though you turn down the tv and ask… “what is that NOISE?” (we have tile floor a big wet fish makes a really odd noise!)   Next you have to catch BIG flopping fish… Soooo much fun.    This isn’t the first time… and won’t be the last I’m sure… Where does she think she’s GOING?!?!

We even keep a fishing lure weight on the tank lid.  So note to self………buy a heavier weight. (Maybe clean the top of the fish tank too… or learn to take a picture that doesn’t show the dirty tank lid!!)
Anyone else have problems keeping Oscars in their tank??

Updating My SEO Because Even the Internet Needs a Good Declutter

If you’ve been poking around peanutbutterandwhine.com lately and thought, “Huh, something feels different,” congratulations. Your instincts are sharp and possibly paranormal.

I’m deep in the process of updating my SEO. Not the glamorous kind of update where confetti falls and Google personally thanks me, but the gritty, behind-the-scenes kind where old posts get dusted off, links get refreshed, and keywords are gently coaxed into behaving better. Think less makeover montage, more haunted house cleanup.

While revisiting early posts, I discovered something unsettling. Many of the original photos and videos have completely vanished. Not broken links. Not corrupted files. Gone. Poof. Into the digital ether. This can only confirm one thing: peanutbutterandwhine.com is haunted.

There is no other explanation. Sure, it could be old hosting changes, platform migrations, or me being wildly optimistic about my organizational skills a decade ago. But let’s be honest. It’s ghosts. Internet ghosts. Possibly annoyed by my early font choices.

So here I am, updating old posts with new images, clearer formatting, better internal linking, and SEO-friendly structure so Google can finally understand what I’ve been yelling into the void all these years. I’m also making sure posts connect to each other logically, like linking back to my ongoing fun stuff such as the Monthly $50 Your Way Giveaway right here:
👉 https://peanutbutterandwhine.com

Internal links help readers stick around, help search engines crawl the site, and possibly appease the spirits living in my archives.

I’m also adding relevant external links to trustworthy sources, because Google appreciates good neighbors. For example, SEO best practices straight from the pros over at Moz:
👉 https://moz.com/learn/seo

The goal isn’t to rewrite history. It’s to make sure my content is still useful, readable, and visible in a world where the internet changes faster than my craft room fills up.

If you stumble across a refreshed post, missing photos, or suspiciously improved clarity, just know it’s intentional. And if something disappears again overnight… I’ll be lighting a sage bundle and updating my alt text.

Stay tuned. The ghosts are watching. 👻

4 Comments

  • betty baez

    Wowza! Those are some bug fish, I had a Koi fish and a bunch of goldfish and they all outgrew the tank it was pretty surprising to see a gold fish the size go my hand and of course the koi fish ended up being about 8 in long

  • Connie Gruning

    Queen, LOL I love the Spinny dance for food! Maybe if Salt and Pepper weren’t so bored they would stay in the TANK!!!!!
    Brandy, I can’t even imagine how big these 2 would get in a 150 gallon tank!
    Betty, I love Koi! They are so pretty! Salt and Pepper will eat from my hand. Which is really cool. Especially if I feed them frozen peas!!

  • THEQueenCobra

    I had an Oscar. He liked to hit the lid of the tank, but he never jumped out. He would do a little ‘spinny’ dance for food! Definitely the most entertaining fish I’ve ever had!

  • Brandy Lewis

    We had to give ours to my sister when it outgrew our 55 gallon. She has a 150 and a 125 gallon. Before she decided she wanted oscars she had three or four huge koi in her big tank and they would jump out all the time. I can’t remember what she used, but they kept something heavy on the lids.

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