Once again, I have to whine about getting older!! Aches and pains. AND seriously! What is with the NOISE I make when I get up?!?! WHERE did that come from!??!! Bladder leakage is another WTH WHINE!! One sneeze and leaks. Laugh to hard? Leaks! Cough to hard?! Leaks! OH COME ON!!!!! NO FAIR!! It’s embarrassing, it’s irritating! Check out the Hush Hush Free Panty Program!!! Here is how it works:

Open to women 18 or older in the continental U.S.
All interested women need to do is complete a short survey – it’ll take two minutes or less!
We get their size and mail them a free pair of panties!
We’re giving away 2,000 free pairs of panties to the first women to complete the survey.
Anyone else who completes the survey (beyond the first 2,000) will get a coupon code to purchase the panty for $5 – that’s a 50 percent discount AND they’d get free shipping

It’s an innovative panty that has a subtle absorbent pad built in, perfect for those with light leakage issues, moisture from working out or worry of menstrual leak through. I already did the survey, it is quick and easy!!

Let’s Refresh This Really Old Post, Shall We?

This giveaway has been over for YEARS. Like… embarrassingly over. I’m deep into updating old posts, and let me tell you—SEO cleanup ranks right up there with cleaning behind the fridge. Necessary. Slightly horrifying. The Head Peanut is not impressed. What was supposed to be a “quick update” turned into a full excavation. I opened an old post and found:

Missing images
Dead links
Fonts that scream “questionable life choices”

The Ghost of PBnWhine Past 👻

Somewhere in my blog lives a ghost deleting photos like it’s personal. Now tutorials look like:

Step 1: Do the thing
Step 2: [image missing]
Step 3: Believe in yourself

Helpful? Debatable.

Broken Links, Broken Dreams

Half the brands I worked with have vanished, rebranded, or turned into something like “AI Wellness Crypto Collective.” Clicking links now feels like a gamble: Error 404: Gone forever.

So Here I Am…

Fixing images. Updating links. Adding keywords. Whispering to Google, “Pick me.” It’s not glamorous—but it makes the blog faster, cleaner, and easier to find.

While You’re Here…

Check the current giveaway (this one is actually alive): 👉 https://peanutbutterandwhine.com And yes, Rakuten still pays you to shop: 👉 https://www.rakuten.com