Sleep! Ahhhh Blissful Sleep. PLEASE!!!!
Growing up I wondered why my Grandma never seemed to sleep. She was always up so early in the morning. Then the older my Mom got the earlier she was awake. Now I think them b&$#+(%’s passed it down to ME!?! Why??? That’s just rude. I’m certain it’s more of that Karma stuff. (Yeah, yeah, teen years ….. blah blah blah). Now, put me on the couch? Pffffffttttttt I can fall asleep almost instantly, in the most uncomfortable positions. What’s up with THAT!? So, I trudge upstairs, cuddle up in bed and…… and…… and….. yup I stare at the ceiling. Drum my fingers on my stomach. THEN! My mind starts to get in on that action. Ya know, you really need to wash all the bathroom rugs, when was the last time you did an inventory of the pantry? Oh my gosh! That would make a cute t-shirt (Do I REMEMBER what that was!?!?! noooooooo of course not!). Have I posted anything to Instagram lately? Have I? I wonder if… did I put anything out for dinner tomorrow. YUP! Inside my mind is a scary, scary place. It’s messy, but don’t move anything if you look inside. I know where…
Well played Monica. Well Played!!
So, if you read the post earlier, about my telemarketer phone call with Monica I boasted that I WON!! Well, I DIDN’T WIN I made Monica hang up on me. I had so much fun! I was looking forward to my next call!! IT HAS BACKFIRED BIG TIME That, my friends has back fired. I am certain that Monica has distributed my name and phone number to every single telemarketer she knows. 2 days of phone calls. The green dot means MULTIPLE calls from the same number. Since the towns are close to me, I of course have to answer. This isn’t as fun as the first round. Since they are asking for me in particular, I say, “wrong number, I sure hope you find her!” That hasn’t worked either. I did register on the National DO NOT Call list. I sure hope that kicks in soon. I’ve started using these rules: Don’t Answer Unknown Numbers Ignoring unwanted or unfamiliar calls is the best way to get them to stop. Once you answer a robo-call or telemarketing call, you’ve now confirmed that your number is operational, opening yourself up to receiving many more calls in the future. A good rule of…
4 Tips to Help Your Child Ace Science Class
Science can be a difficult subject for some children to grasp. It can be especially challenging if they don’t have the right tools to help them succeed. This blog post will provide four tips that will help your child ace science class! By following these simple steps, your child will be well on their way to success in science and beyond! 1) Make science fun Science is an exciting and engaging subject for children to explore, but sometimes it can be intimidating. To make science fun and enjoyable, parents should create a learning environment that encourages experimentation and exploration. It’s important to focus on the basics first and then allow your child to slowly learn more complex concepts. To start, parents can purchase science kits with activities designed for children of different ages or sign their children up for science-related classes at their local library or community center. Parents can also engage in hands-on activities with their children such as building volcanoes with baking soda and vinegar, conducting experiments with food coloring or making rockets using plastic bottles. Additionally, parents could bring their children on field trips to a museum or observatory where they can observe real-world examples of scientific principles…
Getting Rid Of Telemarketers
Today was FUN with telemarketers day!!! Just had a spam caller for 10 free days of tv something. ROFLMAO, NORMALLY I hang up and block nottttt today! Especially since I’ve had the same pitch every. single. day. this week!! So, blocking for this one only sends me off to the next desk over. So, first I started with “no that’s not my name” I did the whole “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you” Then the “You are with WHO??” AND THEN I hit this gal like a 3-year-old hyped up on a box of ding dongs and ghetto Kool-Aid (my son Zacs recipe. 4 cups of sugar, 1 packet Kool Aide and 2 cups of water). In rapid fire….. I don’t have a tv. No, I can’t watch on my phone. I have a flip phone. She wasn’t even phased. Soooooooo then the light bulb went on and I started having more fun. What’s your name? will someone come over and visit me? I live alone. Will they bring me a new tv? Did I win a TV?!?? Ohhh, ohhhh what’s your name? Hi, Monica, are you married? Monica, do you have kids? All the time…