Am I the only person that didn’t know Gwyneth Paltrow could sing?  I mean REALLY sing?!?!  I just watched this video with my jaw on the floor! Gwyneth is so beautiful with so much talent!! When God gave out the singing talent I thought someone said there was free chocolate down the hall so I missed the whole ‘singing vocal cords’ thing. Oh well, I can still sing a mean “Happy Birthday!!”

It’s my turn to say thank you!  I love all the comments that have been left for me.  Thank you so much for reading!  Thank you for the words of encouragement!!  Thank you…… thank you….. thank you from the bottom of my butt… I would say heart but… my butt’s way bigger!!

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.  So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good GRIEF, look how smart I AM!!

Happy Halloween!!  If you have any Reese’s peanut butter cups left over …. I’m issuing a recall.  So send ’em my way please!!  How cool is my table center piece??  I even have Vampire Wine from World Market. After Halloween I plan to buy a skeleton hand for the other hand.  (I’m just too cheap to pay full price!) Here is the weekly update on the room addition for my mom.  The contractors are really moving fast.  Course my house is so dirty it’s not even funny!  UGH!!!  Someone come over and clean for me. PLEASE!?!?!