I’m declaring a state of emergency!!  Our house is out of PEANUT BUTTER!!!!! PEANUT BUTTER!?!?! Crap….. I’m even out of wine!! I’m going to bed cause this house is going to hell in a hand basket!!  No peanut butter, no wine…. what’s next??  CHOCOLATE!!?!? Wait… I’m out of that tooooo!!!! That’s it DH really should go to the grocery store soon!

Things to do in an elevator:  I think I find this so hysterical because I can actually SEE my children doing THESE!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones. 3. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?” 4. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, “That’s mine!” 5. Bring a camera and…

Reusable bag sweepstakes and a really cute web site for you to go check out. Star Impulse Take time to smell the roses   Another cute CUTE site for digital scrapbookers.

Just some random idea’s to help maintain a healthy level of insanity!! 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ‘IN.’ 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso. 6. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write ‘For Smuggling Diamonds.’ 7.…

This ALMOST makes me want to live in the snow again.  But it definitely makes me want to get Miss Gracie a play mate!