That’s where I DON’T hurt!!  We have three-fourths of the kitchen area tiled. Mom’s apartment is looking so GOOD!!!  I want to live there!

My feet hurt! I walked every mall, every store ….. I stood in lines for 2 to 3 hours….at each store!  There are  no two ways about it!  Black Friday is a day you either LOVE it or HATE it!  I LOVE it!!!   I think I’m almost done with my shopping for 2010!  More because I’m broke than actually being done. But I am in the Christmas mood!!  Our Christmas tree up and decorated! (it’s SO pretty!!!).  Here is my favorite Christmas tree tip…. plug the tree lights in to a timer.  I like the one that has a dual setting I have it come on in the morning around the time that that we would be…

Happy Thanksgiving from my Family to Yours!!!

This is copied and pasted from local news site. Police have arrested an Escondido, California man after discovering “the largest quantity of this type of homemade explosives found in one location in the history of the United States” in his rented home. In addition to the explosives, authorities also found thirteen homemade grenades wrapped with shrapnel and nine completed detonators in the home of George Djura Jakubec, located near Interstate 15. While the grenades were not active, the ingredients to make them were found in the home. The three explosives found in Jakubec’s home were: A small mushroom cloud can be seen as police detonate Jakubec’s explosive stash in his…

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will copy this to send to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face . I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

DIY flooring: $800.00 Labor: $0 ER: $deductible Stitches in DH’s forehead: Priceless!!!!  Dear Husband has 13 stitches in his forehead from our home flooring project.  We are laying tile in the room addition. Everything was going so nicely!! The tiles were going in with the pattern I laid out. The lines looked great!  The cuts were going easily. Our team work was AWESOME!! That is until the tiles went air born!!  I’m positive DH will never stick a Home Depot skew on my ass that reads 12 foot by 12 foot again!

One of my favorite days of the year is Black Friday.  It really gets me in the Christmas mood.  I love getting up early. I’m usually in line somewhere at 3:30 in the morning, with a Starbucks in hand, waiting for the store to open. 5 or 6pm or until I’m done.  This year my son Zachary agreed to come with me!!!! I couldn’t be more excited!! I’ll have COMPANY!!!  What a great SON!!! See??  He even has a button! So?  Zac? Did it work??   I promise you’ll be home by 10pm?  I’ll buy you lunch.

Mostly I kept gasping out loud!  Thank you Barbara for sending this my way. Now I’m off to grocery shop at 8:00 at night. That store better be EMPTY!!!