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Zachary Taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t you DARE!!!!! Or ELI!!!!! Don’t even THINK about it!!!!!!! Cleaning up posts in 2024, I wonder what those boys were in trouble for?? Any hints? Yeah, me either. I’m Dusting Off Old Posts So Google Notices Me Again You know that awkward moment when you run into someone you used to talk to every day and they clearly don’t remember your name? That’s basically my relationship with Google right now. So I’m fixing it. 🧹 Lately, I’ve been wandering through my older blog posts like a librarian with a red pen, updating headlines, polishing keywords, and gently reminding Google that yes, I’m still here and still weirdly productive. Updating old posts for SEO is like changing the batteries in your smoke detector. Nothing flashy, but suddenly everything works better. I’m tightening things up, adding clearer headings, improving readability, and sprinkling in relevant links where they actually make sense. Not keyword soup. Not robotic nonsense. Just good content wearing…
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The doctor said…..
My doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors… Fill your plate with bright colors… + greens,+ yellows,+ reds,+ etc. So I went right home and ate an entire bowl of: And sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy. I’m Refreshing My Blog (and Exorcising Some Digital Ghosts) Updating old blog content is like digital archaeology—except I’ve unearthed a full-on resident spirit: The Ghost of Peanut Butter and Whine. This digital poltergeist has been causing absolute chaos behind the scenes. If things look a little haunted around here, here is the proof: My 2026 Blog Refresh Plan To banish these spirits and keep my traffic climbing, I’m launching a step-by-step exorcism plan: Stick Around Please! Don’t let this be a “one and done” visit. While I’m cleaning house and banishing spirits, check out these (very much alive)…
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Thanks Zac
The days of watching Disney cartoons with my kids are long gone. So, when my 30-year-old son for instance says “Mom, you wanna see something hilarious?!?!” it usually means watching something that will make me cringe. Tonight was video clips from Tosh.0 For Zac, sharing the most disturbing video’s is the best part of ‘sharing’ it with me. One in particular is sooooooo beyond disturbing. I’m telling you right now… DO NOT WATCH Guess What Happens Next – 2 Girls, 1 Cyst. THAT’s the video Zac laughing left me watching as he left to go home. DO NOT!!! You’ll doing the all over body shudder FOR HOURS AFTERWARD!!!!!!!!!!! I’m telling you DO NOT WATCH this!!! Thanks Zac!! UGHhhhhhhh (insert all over body shudder AGAIN!!!) OHMYGOD ZACAAAAHARY!! Now you’ll have to excuse me… ughhhhhhhhh This one though I thought was AWESOME enough to share!!! Selena!! Get your video camera out!! I would love to catch BabyT in her last 23 days of…