Finally, I went into my Mom’s Granny Flat today and spent a full day cleaning. I truly made a bigger mess than any one person should be able too.
So? What did I learn? I learned that the web cam was hidden under the pile of towels on the top shelf in the bathroom. MOTHER! If you had actually left the camera running I may have known that you were laying on the floor!!!
I also found breath mints. Dick Taxs. Yes, those mints are in the shape of little penises.
I also found 12 pairs of reading glasses. Because the woman continually told me she had lost hers.
A jar full of pop tops. All assorted sizes. Just the little tabs from cans of soda. A full jar full.
A plastic container of small folded pieces of cardboard. A FULL CONTAINER people. Small folded pieces of cardboard. WTF?!
A dollar from Stardust Casino in Vegas. Ya know the one that has been torn down for years and years……………
A very interesting STICKER!! MOTHER?!?!?
Along with every single drivers license she has ever had. Blood Donation Gifts from 2005?
Tucked up on a shelf a trash box that my kids made for her from an old detergent box when they were 10 and under. So this trash box is at least 30 years old?? Yes, IT IS going to Idaho with me.
For a woman who didn’t cook I found 16 skillets (that’s NOT a typo. SIXTEEN) 5 sauce pans and 12 cupcake pans. Really?!
I also found more wine glasses than any bar in Vista has!! Seriously!! How many wine glasses does one woman need?? All sizes too!!! From a shot size to a JUG size. Of course I’m keeping the JUG size!! That way I can tell The Husband “I’m ONLY going to have ONE glass of wine”
I’m only done with the bathroom and ONE pantry shelf. LORD only knows what other treasures I’ll find.