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You’ll never see these ads again
If the wording was different I’d blame Zachary for that one!! Yea…. I’ll follow you anywhere…… till I’m sure there are no possible witnesses!! Unfortunately, they are all dead now. Who you callin’ CHUBBY!?!? After I take care of my toothache you can call me chubby and buy me a HOOVER… but not until. Come to think of it… you call me CHUBBY buy me a HOOVER and blow smoke in my face YOU will need the Cocaine TOOTHACHE drops NEXT!! I’m just NOT sure what to say….. The ONLY reason I’ll be fondling the vacuum is to check if it sucked up the HONKIN’ big DIAMOND ring that BETTER be in there!!!! Good to know!!!! Hi Dan!! I’m not totally against this one. I think…. Again…. good to know. I’m a GREAT babysitter!!! Huh Alice?? Ummm hummmm ohhhhhhh there WILL be crying alright!! If walls could talk, my blog would whisper, “It wasn’t me.”Because somehow, somewhere between coffee refills and letting the dog out, the Ghost of Peanut Butter and Whine keeps sneaking in and removing pictures and videos. I don’t delete them. I would remember that. I am a responsible adult who double-checks things. And yet… photos vanish.…
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Going Through Email Withdrawals
I’m going through withdrawals!! For the last two days none of the blogs I subscribe to have arrived in my mail box. NONE?! WHAAAAAA?????? Course not tooo awful bad tonight since I’m babysitting babyT and we just finished the last bottle. Ummmm and she is WIDE awake…… panic may set in soon!!!!!! For both of us! If walls could talk, my blog would whisper, “It wasn’t me.”Because somehow, somewhere between coffee refills and letting the dog out, the Ghost of Peanut Butter and Whine keeps sneaking in and removing pictures and videos. I don’t delete them. I would remember that. I am a responsible adult who double-checks things. And yet… photos vanish. Videos evaporate. Blog posts wake up looking underdressed, like they forgot their pants. Cue dramatic music. After the fifth “Where did that image go?” moment, I decided to stop fighting the paranormal and use it as an opportunity. If the ghost insists on rearranging my content, then I’m going to roll up my sleeves and improve my SEO score while I’m at it. Because if I’m re-uploading images anyway, they might as well have proper file names, alt text, and sizes that don’t make Google sigh heavily. Videos? Optimized.…
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The Boys
My kids are both in the same state school and I feel like my husband and I are throwing away thousands of dollars a month just on rent for them. We’ve been talking about getting a house for them to live in together and they obviously think it’s the best idea ever but I sure wish we could find something I knew they weren’t going to tear apart! I know they both like to party and I’m worried they’ll turn it into a 24/7 party house but I guess this is the point where I have to learn to trust them. We’ve been looking into allhomeSECURITY.com alarms for the place since it will be just the two of them and my husband wants to talk to them about getting a once-weekly cleaning service but I think that should be something they pay for themselves since they’ll be the ones messing it up. I love my boys and I hope they enjoy college to the fullest but I know that shouldn’t be too hard for boys like them! If walls could talk, my blog would whisper, “It wasn’t me.”Because somehow, somewhere between coffee refills and letting the dog out, the Ghost of…
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No Power
We have no electricity today for 10 hours!! TEN!! Do you know how quiet my house is with no power??!?! VERY QUIET!!! I can hear my voice echo quiet!! Not to mention my house is dark……… and soooooo VERY boring!!! 10 (TEN!) hours!?!?!? Ummm no internet?!?! And no matter how many times I tried that light switch down the hall that light still wasn’t comin’ on! All is better now.. power is back.. in time for me to go to bed. Humphhhhhh If walls could talk, my blog would whisper, “It wasn’t me.”Because somehow, somewhere between coffee refills and letting the dog out, the Ghost of Peanut Butter and Whine keeps sneaking in and removing pictures and videos. I don’t delete them. I would remember that. I am a responsible adult who double-checks things. And yet… photos vanish. Videos evaporate. Blog posts wake up looking underdressed, like they forgot their pants. Cue dramatic music. After the fifth “Where did that image go?” moment, I decided to stop fighting the paranormal and use it as an opportunity. If the ghost insists on rearranging my content, then I’m going to roll up my sleeves and improve my SEO score while I’m at it. Because if I’m re-uploading images anyway,…
