Mountain Living NOT For Sissies!

APPARENTLY NOT FOR THE PRINCESS either!!!!!!!!! The Husband said I have to help haul wood today. I DECLINED. Thank you, but NO thank you. It was ever so nice of you to ask. But, I decline.

At that point The Husband looked at me like I had absolutely lost my mind. (BUT, really! It’s COLD outside. AND I DON’T WANT TO!) The Husband then asked “Do you want heat this winter? Do you want a fire? Do you want to be warm?”

I let him know I am The PRINCESS I don’t do menial labor. (yeah, he laughed there too)

The Husband replied. “Okay chuckles, get your coat and gloves. Let’s go”

Well, I see that my arguments were going nowhere. Grabbed my coat, my new work gloves and of course my fur hat. I MEAN HELLO!! PRINCESS here! (And the crown wouldn’t fit over my hat and there is no way I’m going outside without a hat on. So, pretend the crown fit over the big furry hat please).

FINE! I Will Help BUT I Will Complain The Entire TIME!

And I did. I’m cold. I’m hungry. It’s too heavy. It didn’t work. Truth is I absolutely WILL complain if my hands get cold. Or my feet. Then, I AM OUT!

Warm Hands

I can not say this enough! Insulated gloves are A MUST for Mountain living. Or anyone who is outside in the cold. Insulated gloves keep your hands warm.

I’m giddy about my new gloves. 2 hours outside and my hands are STILL warm. Thermal insulation is my very bestest friend. Soft fleece lining! I was so cozy. I kept thinking if I had boots made of this stuff I would probably not complain about cold feet. (Yeah, I laughed here too!)

WARM!

Not just thermal insulation, soft fleece lining but also enhanced AND durable. There was no fumbling with logs at ALL!! The grip on the palm and fingers GRIPS! These gloves are water-repellent. Okay, so I MAY NOT have mentioned THIS part to The Husband. Cause when it started raining we got to quit stacking wood. (Insert most evil laugh here!)

AND THEY ARE PRETTY!!!

Okay, yes, HANDLANDY Work Gloves come in a lot of different colors. So no, your man can wear camo, black… and all the different colors. But, IF I HAVE TO BE OUTSIDE (I’m sorry for yelling…. this is serious stuff here!) I want pretty gloves. So black and pink, that fit like, well, like a glove! Bright pink lycra trim.

Gloves for men, women, doesn’t matter. There is a color for you. There are a ton more colors on line.

KIDS gloves too!!! (AND an easy-to-use size guide to ensure proper fit). Golf gloves, gardening gloves, why did the hot dog song just pop into my head? You know the one…. not the Mickey Mouse one the Armour Hot Dog jingle: “Hot Dogs, Armour Hot Dogs; What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks; Tough kids, sissy kids; even kids with chicken pox love hot dogs“. Nevermind. Suffice to say, there are gloves for everyone!

Did I mention touch screen fingertips?!?! YUP!!

AND! Elastic wrist cuff provides a snug and secure fit, preventing cold air from entering and ensuring maximum warmth.

So, wanna come over?? You could use my gloves!! I’ll stay inside. You help haul wood!?? I’ll make lunch!