Have you ever gotten ready for bed and looked in the mirror and thought “HOLY HELL! I went all DAY looking like THIS?!?!?!”    No?? Ohhhhh.. yea… nooo… me either!!! 

Emma’s bedtime routine includes a bedtime story.   It’s a great routine to get her ready for sleep….. the sound machine on.  Quiet room.  Bottle of ‘muck’.  Tucked in bed. Now add one sucker of a Nonnie and that bedtime routine takes a really really long time.  “Just one mo Nonnie. Peas?”  Then “1 more Nonnie I paamise”  Ummmm hummm I think tonight’s count was 5.  I even tried the  “Nonnie can’t read anymore she’s too sleepy”.  “It’s otay Nonnie just one more. I paamise”  (She’s so darn CUTE!!!)  Just one more then Nonnies going to bed. “Otay, tanks Nonnie” Night night all.

Airlines have a law I know they do. If you have a middle seat you must have a large man on one side and a hyper teen on the other. Large man must turn pages of several magazine with great force for maxium annoyance factor. Hyper teen must keep beat with booted shoe on your ankle. Neither are allowed to share the arm rest. Although boney elbowed hyper teen weighed less than onea my arms so she’s lucky I didn’t protest cause I coulda taken her! But arrived in Michigan safe and sound. It’s taken me 5 tries to make this post show up! Apparently the airlines don’t want you…

If it weren’t for the last minute, I wouldn’t get anything done!! I have sooooo much to do…. a suitcase to pack and yet…. here I sit loading my ipod and watching Glee. Okay the procrastination ends now… I’m off to… wait… Glee isn’t over…… soon.  I mean really the plane doesn’t leave till 6:30 in the morning and I can sleep on the plane right??  Soooo.. what else is on the DVR??

So I was trying to find a cute picture of a ‘Grandma’ to post so I could tell you that I am flying to Michigan to spend time with my adorable Grandchildren.  Why are all Grandma pictures little old ladies?? I was going to argue that Grandma’s aren’t all gray haired, shawl wearing knitters!!  Now Grandma’s drive sports cars…… wear short skirts…. have spiked hair!!  But I need to remember where I put my pretty pink shawl is for the plane ride… and I sure wish I had enough time to color my hair… I’ve got a LOT of gray in it.  DAMN IT!!!  BTW… Can I take knitting needles on the plane…

I’ve seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . . .. Puhleeeeeeeze! I’ve had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you’ll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired moustaches. In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no…

Posting from a cell phone sooooo not as easy as it sounds! I’m use 2 fast! This typing with my thumbs and sorta distracted is not FUN! Next thing ya know someone will want me to walk AND chew gum?!?!