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Am I the only one??
Am I the only person that didn’t know Gwyneth Paltrow could sing? I mean REALLY sing?!?! I just watched this video with my jaw on the floor! Gwyneth is so beautiful with so much talent!! When God gave out the singing talent I thought someone said there was free chocolate down the hall so I missed the whole ‘singing vocal cords’ thing. Oh well, I can still sing a mean “Happy Birthday!!”
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My Turn!
It’s my turn to say thank you! I love all the comments that have been left for me. Thank you so much for reading! Thank you for the words of encouragement!! Thank you…… thank you….. thank you from the bottom of my butt… I would say heart but… my butt’s way bigger!!
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Smart ass!
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good GRIEF, look how smart I AM!!