1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will copy this to send to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face . I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

DIY flooring: $800.00 Labor: $0 ER: $deductible Stitches in DH’s forehead: Priceless!!!!  Dear Husband has 13 stitches in his forehead from our home flooring project.  We are laying tile in the room addition. Everything was going so nicely!! The tiles were going in with the pattern I laid out. The lines looked great!  The cuts were going easily. Our team work was AWESOME!! That is until the tiles went air born!!  I’m positive DH will never stick a Home Depot skew on my ass that reads 12 foot by 12 foot again!

One of my favorite days of the year is Black Friday.  It really gets me in the Christmas mood.  I love getting up early. I’m usually in line somewhere at 3:30 in the morning, with a Starbucks in hand, waiting for the store to open. 5 or 6pm or until I’m done.  This year my son Zachary agreed to come with me!!!! I couldn’t be more excited!! I’ll have COMPANY!!!  What a great SON!!! See??  He even has a button! So?  Zac? Did it work??   I promise you’ll be home by 10pm?  I’ll buy you lunch.